Bonehead Tip of the Day: Hold a party for the oldest person in the world. Yes, that's a bonehead tip because that person doesn't last long after all the hoopla. Look out No. 2.
Trivia: Some zoologist believe. Let's stop right there. Some? OK, let's continue. Some of them think that the sloth only relieves itself when it rains so the sound is muffled in the leaves. Wonder where my uncle got the idea. Sir John Franklin was anxious and extremely nervous that bad weather would prevent his men from reaching the Alaskan coast. Did I note that he was a nervous wreck? Well, they made it and called the place Anxiety Point. You cannot snore in space no matter how hard you try. And believe me I've tried.
Closer: Scary ghost stories for Christmas. Yes, that is what one song suggests. Bring them on, Charles Dickens.