Scope it, as in Horoscope: Avoid those "laugh riots" or "laugh a minute" movies, TV shows or family get togethers. Why? There is no such thing and there should not be. We all need a breather now and then.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Make us all get rid of certain things, like a light bulb, because it makes you feel better. Now, Thomas Edison's invention is now ready for the trash bin of history. And yet, his first one still works in Menlo Park. By the way, has anyone calculated how much my (or your) electric bill will go up by having to plug in my (your) car(s) into my outlet - - at home? Oh, and can the electric grid handle the upcoming feel good onslaught of electric cars?
The List: Things I have never bought in my life.
1. Paper clips.
2. Rubber bands
Things that used to be free as well and now we pay. Think about that one. Oprah fans, for years, got to see her show for free and now they pay to watch OWN. In fact, over-the-air TV was always free.
Trivia: Clouds are made up of suspended liquid water, not water vapor. Wow. I'm glad we cleared that one up. In 1942, I was not born. That may be true but U.S. officials strongly believed I would some day be born. Huh? No, they believed that Forrest Gump posed a national security threat. Let's try that again. Forest fires caused a national security threat, so they enlisted Bambi to help out. That didn't work so the bear became the go to symbol. His name - - Mortimer. No, make that Smokey. If a tropical fish had to live in a tank full of blood it could.
Closer: As I look back, I never carried a backpack to school. In college, however, they were perfect for holding a 12-pack.