Scope it, as in Horoscope: Wait a minute. Did you just hear someone say "With all due respect"? Get ready for an insult.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: You will be offered free HD for life. Wow. Thanks. Can you now show me how to plug in my TV set? Oh, bundling is cool, too. Give me a deal on three things that total close to $100 a month to make it look wonderful. Yeah, I never used to pay for that phone and Internet service, but now I can. How about letting me pick what stations I want?
The List: People have spoken, sort of.
Favorite, "Twilight Sage: Eclipse"
Actor, Johnny Depp
Actress, Kristen Stewart
TV Drama, "House"
TV Comedy, "Glee"
Competition show, "American Idol"
Notes: Simply put. None.
Trivia: Ancient Romans used electricity-generating fish to fight pain. It worked pretty well, too. So well that is sometimes produced more than relief. And that was death. Well, that is relief, I suppose. American settlers on a voyage to the "new world" would often drop a quarter into their milk to delay spoiling. If they made the quarter, the other person would drink. No, that would come later. Meanwhile, that adult electric eel has the power, but it is blind. Emily Post, the person who liked to tell us how to act, hated the word "Hello." She thought is was vulgar. Hello, Emily.
Closer: There are so many sirens (sounds) now I tend to wonder if they make a difference any more.