1. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" - Once a long time ago was fine.
2. "Wonderful Christmastime" - Just phoning it in, Paul?
3. "Someday at Christmas" - Do not need the lecture.
4. "12 Days of Christmas" - Having to hear how much all 12 days cost every single year make me wish there were only two.
5. "The Little Drummer Boy" - Hey, the baby is trying to sleep. Who let that kid with the drum in here? It was bad enough we got kicked out of the Inn and people are all over the place, but this? Closer: Just pretend. Sometimes that is all you can do.