* As for how he died, they will not say, either. But, producers noted a while back that since he and Rose went overseas, perhaps a plane crash? They said not likely since they did not want others to die with him.
* How about a murder from one of his ex's? That, too, would suggest pain for others.
* So, he came back and crashed over a Malibu canyon?
* Make it some funny way to go so they can find satisfaction is my guess.
"Two and a Half Men" will surely see huge ratings when
it returns. It will air on CBS the same night as Comedy Central's roast of
Charlie Sheen. No need for Comedy Central roast to dent it either. Why? It's on Comedy Central, that's why. However, they will make headlines if they go over 5 million, I promise you...
CHARLIE HARPER WILL DIE: 8.2.11 2:40 p.m. - We have it confirmed, thanks to Deadline.com, that the rumors of Charlie's Sheen's character on "Two and a Half Men" will indeed be killed off. Sure, there was a time when he could have came back to huge ratings, but the feud got to large and thus, Charlie Harper (his character) will die. In the premiere episode, I have also been told, will be a two-parter. Deadline.com suggests that it will deal with the coming and goings of trying to sell the Malibu house, along with guest appearances by celebs looking to buy. In comes Ashton Kutcher, who ends up with the house. No doubt, somehow, the half man and the other man get involved as well. All this after a bevy of beauties show up at Charlie's funeral, with knee-slapping results. My guess, though, is no where near those of Chuckles The Clown and his demise.