Albert Einstein never learned to drive

_Helen Keller was not born deaf, dumb and blind. A fever caused that.

If it's chirping, it's a male cricket. If it's belching and rolling around naked, it's my uncle.

As best as I can see, two presidents, who held their top spots at the same time, were also born in the same state. Now, follow me on this. President Abraham Lincoln was president of the United States and President Jefferson Davis was president of the Confederate States of America. Both were born in Kentucky. That's an item not seen or heard all the time.

For the last time, Leap Years do not occur every four years.

Do not blame humans for the extinction of the dodo. Most likely culprits were pigs and monkeys. They loved the eggs.

For most of the life of the Earth, the poles were ice free. Just think about that for a second and now read the headlines and read the panic.

Tears do not flow in space.

As for bones, they are not white. We see them that way because they are cleaned up a bit.

Alexander Graham Bell could play music by ear but it looked stupid and really hurt.

He may have been a genius but he never learned how to drive. He was Albert Einstein. Maybe he was on to something.