When William Howard Taft ran for president, he gave no campaign speeches. Neither did Martin Van Buren. Ah, the good old days.
Termites mate for life, without Viagra.
Pop Goes the Weasel does not refer to an animal. It's a tool. My uncle's a tool and a weasel. Go figure.
Cockroaches do indeed sleep. Do not ask me how I know this. The answer is quite disturbing and involves my Uncle Willie.
Ben and his wife were so scared to turn on the lights in their house, they
had their servants perform the task. The house was the White House and the scared couple was President Harrison and his wife.
Jerry Lewis would give jokes to JFK so he could insert them into his speeches, if he so desired. I guess he so desired. Let's move on, shall we?