Because he contracted malaria, Andrew Johnson showed up to his vice
presidential innauguration drunk. He downed some medicinal whiskey and slurred through his speech.
It was on Feb. 12, 2002 when the oldest vomit was found. And not a moment too soon. It came from an Ichthysaur. Sure it did.
Julius Ceasar was able to stab one of his attackers on that dreaded Ides of March. But it really didn't matter, did it?
The thunder is not what causes the milk to turn sour. It's more likely to be the weather that follows the storm.
Swans cannot sing before dying because, well, they are mute. Some
hiss, however.
Apples in the Garden of Eden? Not likely because it would have been too warm.
Abraham Lincoln was laughing when he was shot.
presidential innauguration drunk. He downed some medicinal whiskey and slurred through his speech.
It was on Feb. 12, 2002 when the oldest vomit was found. And not a moment too soon. It came from an Ichthysaur. Sure it did.
Julius Ceasar was able to stab one of his attackers on that dreaded Ides of March. But it really didn't matter, did it?
The thunder is not what causes the milk to turn sour. It's more likely to be the weather that follows the storm.
Swans cannot sing before dying because, well, they are mute. Some
hiss, however.
Apples in the Garden of Eden? Not likely because it would have been too warm.
Abraham Lincoln was laughing when he was shot.
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