"Sucker State" - try Illinois; once, it was

- "I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I would rather dance with cows until you come home." - Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup"
- Truth be told, Napoleon couldn't really ride a horse that well. I'm thinking because he always had that hand in his coat - - because of stomach problems.
- The rarest diamond is blood red or the one that I would buy.
- You have a greater chance of contracting rabies from a cow than a rat. You, not me.
- If you need helium, try going to Kansas. By the way, we refused to give Germany helium, so they couldn't use it in the Hindenburg. Boom.
- Illinois was once called the "Sucker State." It still feels that way today.
- Mistletoe is a parasite, so kiss me now.
- The thumb has its own area of control in the brain. Thumbs up to that one. Yes, that was stupid.
- As for age, you could call the sun, middle-aged. A crisis is coming.
- There are about 2,000,000 mites in an average double bed. I'll suggest 2,000,003.
- During the day, the sun causes your house to stretch.
- Metal hangers are sagging from the weight and as a result are giving off an ultra-low frequency groan, if you will. No, I will not. But call them Humming Hangers.
- Yes, anti-freeze is used in some toothpaste.
- A bolt of lightning is never straight.
- If we landed on Venus, we would suffocate, be crushed and roasted - - simultaneously. Road trip?
- The Jet Stream wasn't discovered until World War II.
- The world's greatest mountain range lies below the ocean.
- There is no air on the moon so shut up, I can't hear you anyway.
- Buckingham Palace was built on top of a sewer...a very large sewer.
- Cold water holds more oxygen than warm water.